As I promised, here is a picture of the most basic monster in the game. He’s ugly, has bad breath, doesn’t brush his teeth, and is pretty stupid ( insert your own ‘Just like “person to be insulted” joke here’)
The Wretched aren’t particularly friendly either; unless you count murder, kidnapping and rape, but if you do then I’m not inviting you to any of my social events.
This guy was actually the first model done for the game but we still haven’t made a final decision as to whether he will be wearing a loin cloth or not. At the moment he’s swinging in the breeze. Should he wear something down there? Or should there be up to eight wandering willies on the game board at any one time?